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A Ned Neuron Investigation into America’s Most Patriotic Faceplant
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"You can’t spell ‘U.S.A.’ without ‘Oops.’"
— Ned Neuron, while aggressively pointing at a sandwich
🎬 Scene: 1837
Location: Border of Canada and the U.S.
Vibe: Cold. Confused. Mildly flammable.
Canada’s having a rebellious moment.
They’re like, “Hey Britain, you’re not my real dad!”
Britain, being Britain, responds by kicking down the door and throwing tea at people (probably).