The CEO of the Birdcage

So, this guy walks into a pet store and says,

“I’d like to buy a talking parrot.”

The shopkeeper nods and points to three parrots on a perch.

“The first one is $500,” he says.

“What does it do?” - the guy says

“It can speak three languages and recite Shakespeare.” - the shopkeeper says

“Impressive,” the guy says. “What about the second one?”

“That one’s $1,000—it speaks five languages, quotes Einstein, and can order pizza online.” - the shopkeeper says

“Wow… and the third one?”

“That one’s $5,000.”

“Five grand?! What does that one do?”

The shopkeeper shrugs.

“Honestly… I’ve never heard him say a word. But the other two call him ‘Boss.’”

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